Mike Ran Away
Mike ran away from home. When I was a kid and the world was interlaced and orange and all you had to worry about was school and watching TV. Mike ran away from home because his mother-who worked-wouldn’t let him play little league or soccer or something. He ran away and older kids made him smoke pot and a dirty man tried to grab him and at night he hid in the playground. But it got cold. So Mike went home and at the end of the show, the real Mike (I think) came on the screen and told us to never, ever run away. And I didn’t.
